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Just when we thought we'd seen it all ...
"8 Inches: Part One" centers around private investigator Carlo Cox and his brother Rafael Alencar. The Emperor's subjects are undoubtedly familiar with Carlo (if they've been paying any attention at all the past few years, and shame on you if you haven't). He's a hunky, hairy and muscular Brazilian. Rafael looks nothing like his balding "brother." Oh, no. He's about as stunning a Brazilian bodybuilding brunet as you've ever seen, and with a gigantic cock to go along with it. Rafael has a bright future in porn.
Anyhow, back to the story. Our story opens by establishing Carlo's heterosexuality by means of his humping a woman with big boobs. That's going to be important later on, so pay attention. Carlo is approached by Ricardo Porto, who is the owner of a chain of porno theaters where "straight" guys come to have sex. It seems that a number of them have complained to him about being blackmailed by a guy with an eight-inch dick. Carlo is up to the task, despite his saying that it's not really his area of expertise. No, of course not -- he's straight, right?
At a loss about how to begin, he calls his long-lost (well, for a year anyhow) gay brother, Rafael. Rafael ignores the phone call, since he's in the middle of a 69 with his boyfriend, handsome young Sidney Sampaio. Sidney is only able to handle a couple of inches of Rafael's monster cock in his mouth. After face-fucking Rafael, Sidney shoots a huge spurting load by fucking between Rafael's buttcheeks. Rafael rolls over and pulls off a load of his own, just in time to answer the persistent Carlo's third phone call. It turns out Carlo has had a problem with his gay brother and hasn't spoken to him for a year -- until now, when he needs his help for this new case "in the gay world," as he puts it. Rafael, unsurprisingly, tells him to fuck off. Boyfriend Sidney gives him a few morsels of information, and Carlo heads off to the porn theater with a night-vision videocamera to see what goes on there. We're not sure how he thinks he's going to identify the cock of a blackmailer (unless it has ink from the ransom note).
What follows is a long segment showing the goings-on in an actual Brazilian porn theater. No faces are shown, just lots of cocks, butts, and hands. A message in the opening credits tells us that these clips were filmed over a year, and the rich amount of material led to the decision to make this a two-parter. It might have been wiser to edit it all down more. A lot more. There are a few interesting parts, but it's all filmed in monochrome greens and blues, and a lot of the footage is pretty vague.
But even so, it's enough to make Carlo grope his crotch. His viewing is interrupted by the arrival of Rafael, who's evidently had a change of heart. Rafael accuses Carlo of having a problem with his own sexuality because Carlo himself is actually gay. He recalls the night before Carlo's wedding, when Carlo molested the young Rafael (played by Cris Costa) by groping his butt and then jacking off, followed by young Rafael. We know this is a flashback because it's all filmed in dark blue. But Carlo protests that he was drunk and remembers nothing.
Carlo arranges to install cameras in the theater -- in the restroom! We're beginning to think Rafael is right about him. We see a split-screen of Alexandre Bertoni, Tito Bueno and Juarez Nobre starting a tearoom three-way. Juarez is an average-looking guy with an average body and large-sized dick. Tito is beefier, darker, and has a really hairy chest. But the real prizewinner is Alexandre. He's another stunningly beautiful Brazilian with black hair, a fantastic, moderately hairy body, and nice-sized dick. After sucking a while in the restroom (with the whole scene periodically shown from four angles at once in split-screen), they march off to a bedroom somewhere for more action. With more light, Alexandre's stunning, macho good looks are even more apparent, and he turns out to be an eager cocksucker, and rims Tito's very hairy ass until Juarez takes a turn with Tito's hole. Lucky Tito then gets to eat out Alexandre's bubble-butt with its distinct and sexy tanline. After more sucking all around, we were pleasantly surprised to see macho Alexandre do bottoming duties for Tito, and then for Juarez (whose cock he bounces up and down on vigorously), and then -- in a development sure to send your libido into overdrive -- macho, muscular Alexandre takes both cocks up his hole at once in a memorable double-penetration. Everybody shoots small loads, but who cares after a scene like that? Talk about sweaty, horny mansex.
Carlo has Rafael watch some of the night-vision porn theater footage with him. A lot of footage. A mind-numbing amount of footage. But Rafael thinks he sees his boyfriend's jacket. How does he know? "Because I designed the details." Who knew he was a seamstress? Now he's really interested in this investigation. In further viewing, Rafael says he finds the footage pretty hot, and Carlo admits he finds it "disturbing" himself. Hmmm. Rafael's judgment seems accurate. And then it's more endless images of monochrome masturbation and vague body parts. But Rafael sees the jacket again, and he subsequently drives aimlessly through the streets of São Paolo, drinking beers until he goes home and passes out. We THINK he's dreaming the next scene. It features two incredibly muscular guys, the very dark and tattooed Tadeu Novais, and smooth-skinned and somewhat fairer Gabriel Faria. Tadeu has a nice-sized dick and meaty, hairy ass. Gabriel's own dick is thick as a beer can and ... wait a minute. This guy looks familiar to the Emperor. (Let's just say that if you should care to experience Gabriel for yourself, he's available at the Point 202 Sauna in Rio de Janeiro -- http://Point202.com.br -- where he goes by the name of Marcio, and his body is even more incredible than you see here. Now, don't ask prying questions of your Emperor.)
Gabriel sucks Tadeu pretty mechanically, but he's REALLY interested in that meaty ass, which he rims and plays with extensively. (He'll do that for customers, too ... oops.) He then gives Tadeu a thorough plowing, which Tadeu thoroughly enjoys. In fact, Tadeu is an enthusiastic participant throughout, and his hairy butt looks great with a big cock pounding it. He cums while bouncing on Gabriel's meat, and Gabriel shoots a big load on Tadeu's smooth, dark chest.
Yes, it must have been a dream, because we're back to the sleeping Rafael who's awakened by his boyfriend. When confronted with the evidence of the jacket, Sidney reminds Rafael that he was with him when the jacket was lost in a restaurant two months before. Ohhh. The contrite Rafael turns to the universal apology: sex. This time, he offers up his ass to Sidney, which is nice. We like versatile guys, and his huge Brazilian sausage stays hard for it. But then we get to see him turn the tables, and his gigantic cock sliding slowly in and out is quite a sight. Sidney can't quite take it all, in fact. He shoots another nice load while being fucked, followed by Rafael.
And that's it for "8 Inches: Part One," unfortunately. According to the previews, in "8 Inches: Part Two" we'll be treated to Carlo getting in touch with his sexuality at last. With numerous guys. And lest we forget -- more endless footage from the porn theater.
Boy, did we like this one.
Despite having some of the minor problems that have plagued other MarcoStudio productions (primarily lackluster editing), it has a great cast and an interesting story with -- believe it or not -- a truly original angle. Despite the fact that most of the sex scenes go on too long (the last one being an exception), it's still great. The guys are incredibly hot, with muscles and big dicks in abundance. We especially liked the innovative story and use of the hidden-camera sex (even though it was a little too much of a good thing). From reality television to reality porn -- getting surprised by a camera in a sex venue is an episode of "Punk'd" that Ashton Kutcher never thought of.
We can't wait to see the sequel.
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